PRIVATE Good Cop, Bad(lands) Cop

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It was a quiet day at... wherever this was.

Where was this exactly? Shit. Mulligan didn't know, and didn't care, beyond His Jurisdiction. The beer was passable, and people were leaving him alone. That's the excuse, of course. He's here for work. Namely, someone's gonna try and make this shithole a little less peaceful. That... won't fly.

See, there's a perception of order to be maintained out here, he supposed, checking the remaining booze in the can with a swill and a squint, like an alchemist turning hops into an elixir that gives eternal life to bad habits. Yeah. A perception of order. Fuck up a few tourist campers? Ah, nobody'll miss 'em. But a drinking-hole like this is what keeps a lot of residents sane, he imagined, or at least distracted enough not to create more fuckin' problems. There were enough problems, and never enough beer, some might say. Mulligan, at first, just liked the free beer. But any cascades? Not a fan, not a fan at all of that concept. So this shithole he couldn't remember the name of, on the corner of Sand and More Sand, he'd keep clean.

He reclined in his chair, snapping the beer-tab off his latest empty, before sitting up normally. With a flick of the thumb, he sent it across the room in the direction of the trashcan.

Hook, line, and... you know the rest. He grinned in such a way that let slip the weight of the darkness in his soul; nary a fucking feather. This was the life, he thought, humming along to the radio as it played. Relax, recline, kill three guys tops, score a bag of synthcoke for his troubles, go home a hero and trade half the drugs for a quickie in a car with comfier backseats than his cruiser. Couldn't ask for a better routine short of giving an Arabian oil lamp a handy.
 

Tag: @ThankGodForRadio
Vibe: Kill The Sun


Nothing like the diverse flora of scrap hills and burning tires of the Badlands. A place where trash bags sprouted more often than grass. Blythe's motorbike was gliding on the blacktop, flicking gravel under its big wheels. It was an old Kusanagi racer, the kind where one had to lean into the turns. She had made it her mission to restore it to its former glory when arduous, suffocating, superincumbent commitments weren't getting in the way. Her sergeant had been giving her near-cold cases to work on—courtesy of being undercover for years in service of the same people she didn't give a flying fuck about. The case led with the disappearance and subsequent murder of thirteen women, whose bodies were found among the scrapyards. Likely a cult.

Blythe never liked that area, save for the wind farms. There was something soothing about those proud giants, manmade to serve the unique purpose of generating the electricity that Night City once sustained itself on. All machines are slaves, she mused. Yet despite the vastness of this wasteland, she could never shake the feeling that someone was watching her.


BANG!

That being said, it sounds almost ridiculous to think you wouldn't see a pack of vehicles cut across the speedway, stampeding through the dead vegetation like dust devils. Perhaps the roar of the engine muted theirs or the blurring speed obscured them better than she thought. This pack of savage dogs blasted through a mound of old, rusted cars and junk, as if they were a confetti cannon. Leading the surprise party was a Militech border patrol truck, chased by three cars, modded and driven by Wraiths. The truck hit a cement barrier, coming to an abrupt stop, followed by the skidding tires of the cars.

Metals of different tembres sang as they clattered along the road, flying off in different directions. Hitting the brakes on her motorbike just wouldn't work. She had to zip through the dangerously tight gap between the cars and come out of the other side unscathed. What must have been a tire's rim came hurdling towards her in a flurry of sparks. She swerved abruptly and the nose of her bike was no longer headed towards the narrow gap. It collided with the rear of one of the cars in a loud crash, sending Blythe tumbling across the asphalt at a dangerous speed. She spun for a good few metres before drifting to a stop. Her leather jacket hardly saved her from the friction and her skin had already peeled off at the hinge joints. The burning sensation started to set in and, almost of its own accord, the pain editor subdued Blythe's sensitivity. Thank god she invested in good subdermal armour, second to buying an expensive helmet. Instincts kicked in before conscience and she rolled behind what seemed like cover.

"Fuck!" You can never misinterpret that one.

That was not her problem to fix. S.IN. agents didn't deal with gang squabbles; that was for Homicide to clean up. And yet, here she was—scraped skin and the meek cover of a steel drum barrel. She took a cautious peek, but the setting sun glared in her eyes. She made out the hazy silhouettes of a dozen men; some were already trading bullets while others prowled towards her. She thought to reach for her revolver that lay sprawled out in the open, but a bullet landed between the weapon and her, warning her otherwise.


Blythe shook in frustration, taking advantage of the pain editor's numbness, then sighed in defeat. She reached for her tablet, still miraculously hanging onto her shoulder strap, and spoke into the comms.

"Dispatch, this is Thorne," she took a moment to catch her breath, plunging a hand into her pocket. "Ran into a little Wraith problem, or about a dozen, and a Militech—" she glanced to confirm, taunted by more incoming bullets, "—a Militech patrol truck. Casualties unknown. Send immediate backup at Route 43, a mile and a half down the stretch." She fished out an EMP grenade. "Before I have to take attendance with a body count!"

She removed the safety, flipped the switch and lobbed it towards the shootout. Four seconds later, a nasty blast crackled, allowing her to snatch the revolver and prepare to paint the asphalt red.






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Behind Mulligan, the windows rattled with the whooshing of cars passing.

Relaxation became confusion, then discomfort.


"It's Thursday, ain't it?", his face contorted and forced his brows down. "Right? Thursday?"

"Friday," the barkeep responded.

Spring-loaded, his brows jumped up again.
"Fuckin' lost a day!", he scrambled rapidly to his feet, and moved to his desert cruiser. Feet met floor, and dust followed a speeding shadow, reinforced by dispatch. "Dispatch, this is Mulligan, solid copy and closing quiet. Be advised, I call dibs."

The call came through, quiet and calm. "Thorne, I'm Mulligan. These are my dunes. Don't kill my informant, blue helmet. Suppressive fire for me, I got 'em beaded. Shoot the TURN AHEAD sign to your right if you copy and have no Internal, and make it fast, because my car's subtle."
 

Tag: @ThankGodForRadio


Few adjusting blinks of the eye linked the comms to Blythe's Internal Agent. She was often unnerved by how intrusive the voices felt; like a shouting pressure coming from the back of your eyeballs.

She leaned over the barrel's cover, propping an elbow to steady her aim as she squeezed the trigger in precise succession. Her shots landed on three targets, two of which wouldn't be making it home for dinner. Two more were still recovering from the EMP's shock, impeded by twitching fits and muscle spasms.

The glaring sun made the Wraiths hard to distinguish from one another. "I'm gonna need specifics, Mulligan," she spoke into her agent, the returning fire in the background crackling like static on a bad signal. "There are two wearing blue helmets and neither is happy to see me."


Blythe ducked again, loading the next six rounds into the chamber with a fluency betraying years of muscle memory. The steel drum echoed and vibrated as the contents of now-empty magazines ricocheted off its surface. One of the bullets pierced through the other end and lodged itself right beside her shoulder blade, denting the subdermal layer of armour.

She felt the impact in her back and the pain, albeit dulled, made itself known. She desperately needed proper cover, but it was too dangerous to move now—and she was running out of distractions.

"I don't respect fucking dibs." She spoke spitefully into the comms, stifling a groan of pain. Wherever this Mulligan was, he better hurry the fuck up.




 
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Tag: @Blythe Thorne

Steady does it. Steady does it, and...

There was a loud bang, echoing from somewhere to the right, and about half a second after, the neck of one of the blue-helmeted men imploded in an explosion of gore. Panic filled his eyes on the way down, and his companions- some portion, anyway- flinched in momentary confusion.


"Not that one," Mulligan quipped, with a quiet chuckle to himself. He adjusted his stance, and stood fully, circling his car and deciding for the next shot to balance the rifle on his trunk, not the hood. "And dibs was for any other responders. I got you. How many do you couuuuuuuuuunt... now?"

BANG. A miss; oil spills from a nearby barrel, on the side of the enemy. "Shit! Fuckin' wind. Want me to move, need suppressing fire, what? This thing's quick to load, so-"

BANG. Her EMP was lightning, and his thunder had fallen on another, pulling the front of his chest through the hole where his right lung once sat. A war on two fronts was harder for the enemy to fight, no matter their training, and some were looking his way now- wherever he was, in that direction, and however far away.

"-So I can go all night, if you want. Your call, Sidearm Sally."
 

Tag: @ThankGodForRadio

Blythe rolled her eyes, almost audibly.

She pulled out a compact vanity mirror and flipped it open. She rolled on her side, making for a smaller target, and her eyes darted towards a sparse cluster of rocks—a cover notorious for its bulletproofness. She propped the mirror on the side and angled it, one half showing the party of now anxious Wraiths, the other reflecting her face, a crimson rivulet trickling from her eyebrow. She fixed the line of her lipstick with a pinky.

Whatever Mulligan seemed to be doing, it was working. Their disarray gave her a window while they started taking covers of their own and shouting directions to each other, disregarding any previously established pecking order. Blythe pushed herself up and dashed across the desert dirt and dove, levelling her revolver before squeezing the trigger. She met the ground with her shoulder, breaking into a roll, in tandem with the Wraith she'd hit. She peeked from the other side and spotted the blue helmet, but none of the Militech employees supposedly driving the truck. A bullet drew a trail of sparks across the stoneface and glanced off. The wounded Wraith had picked himself up, now clutching his arm and aiming with his other hand.

Blythe regretted not bringing the rest of her arsenal along. She thought she'd be speaking to a rape victim and a shotgun didn't exactly strike a vote of confidence in the eyes of someone robbed of everything short of their voice. Now she had to make do with her revolver, and her military training had to compensate for the remaining seven bullets left to spare.

"Keep doing what you're doing." She cocked back the hammer of her gun. Eight Wraiths were remaining. "I'm not seeing any of the Militech border patrol, though if you do, try not to nick them—we're reputedly on the same side."




 
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Tag: @Blythe Thorne

"Hah! Reputedly. You're a smart one, Thorne. That guy isn't."

BANG. A mohawked guy frenziedly looking out over cover in Mulligan's direction now possesses a self-portrait somewhere between Picasso and Pollock.

"Got 'em. The hell're you out my way for, anyway?" He opened the gun, thumbed in another round, and clicked it shut again.

BANG. Graze. One of them's on the floor screaming, weapon dropped. It was close, but not every shot was a winn-

THWIP. A bullet hit the sand near Mulligan. He looked down at it, in momentary surprise, before scanning the horizon for the source. Mulligan's cybereye narrowed to the marker for 150 yards. He quickly reached into his vehicle, and pulled a small burner phone out, resting it on the bonnet on loudspeaker.

BANG. Open. Blue-Helmet answered a phone, ducked behind cover. Mulligan growled, in a feigned Californian accent, rather than his native Texan.
"Klep, that's me shooting, asshole. Leave, now, or I hang You-Know-Who from the nearest Next Exit sign." Round. Close. Hang-up. Click. Aim. Aim...

The Wraith in the Blue Helmet began to sprint to a nearby motorcycle. The battlefield had opened up to greater force.
 

Tag: @Mulligan


A smirk at the voice's compliment.

"A shootout is as good a time to flirt as any," she teased. "But I'm afraid my biz here is above your pay grade, sugar." She said it because it was true, but also because she felt like gloating.


A gonk was emptying his magazine at the driver's door of the truck. Blythe had aimed before she even pulled up the revolver. One shot brought him to the ground, and the second flatlined him. The one who had previously shot at her collapsed to the ground. Her eyes zeroed in on a girl trying to creep up from the other side of the rock. With a punctured kick, Blythe sent the Wraith's gun flying and snaked an arm around the girl's neck, using her body as a shield. The punk struggled and clawed at her grip, but her gang member pulled the trigger against her first. Raw. Blythe had taken the opportunity to shoot back, missing the face but nicking his artery. She tossed the limp body away and crawled behind the next cover—one of the Wraiths' cars, closer to the conflict.

"Two targets left. Three if you count the wheezing slush whose nutsack you just grazed."

 
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