GIG Fools' Russian [Darkwire: Interference Welcome]

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"Espionage is just theft with a better outfit."
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"Помните, никакого английского, /// Remember, no English," Cassus said only loud enough for @Daiya to hear as the pair walked near the palatial consulate. As a Ripperdoc, Cassus was a bit out of his element, leading an infiltration mission, but as The Red Hand, it was almost like returning home. Having Daiya around certainly helped keep him at ease, ensuring he couldn't be defenestrated as easily with a second pair of eyes watching his back.

"Само собой. Ты же знаешь, настоящий язык танца — русский. /// Of course. You know the true language of dance is Russian." Daiya's coquettish response demonstrated her natural affinity to adapt.

"Стой, изложи суть дела. /// Halt, state your business." The consulate guard at the first checkpoint gestured at the duo, using the universally recognized implied threat of violence with a hand resting on his rifle hanging across his chest to translate for him in the event a passerby walking too close didn't understand Russian. Cassus complied and raised his hands slowly, one just slightly ahead of Daiya's path, just in case, and he replied slowly and calmly to the consulate guard.

"У меня семейные дела с Жуковыми, я хотел бы послать защищенное сообщение моему дяде. /// I have family matters with the Zhukov's, I would like to send a secure message to my uncle."

The guard's demeanor changed at the mention of the Zhukov family and Cassus' connection to it. Though his face was mostly obscured, his posture revealed either a latent fear or respect, possibly both. Remaining professional despite this unverified claim, the guard pressed further.

"А девушка? /// And the girl?"

"Она друг семьи... /// She is a family friend—" Cassus began to say the rehearsed cover story before abruptly hearing Daiya's voice once again, loud and boisterous and more than anything annoyed.

"Я невеста этого Лох! Ты не можешь этого понять, потому что его кольцо такое дешевое, что я забыла его дома. /// I am this gonk's fiancé! Not that you can tell, because his ring is so cheap I left it at home."

Both guard and Cassus turned their faces to her and shared a commiserating moment of silence as the embarrassment rendered both men impotent. The guard's gaze wandered up to see Daiya's upturned hands, and sure enough, he found no ring while Cassus sagged his arms and head. Hearing soft snickering in his earpiece, Cassus was glad, at the very least, the active translation software was working for their Netrunner to pick up on their conversations...

Hopefully, the discretion they paid the Netrunner for extended beyond the mission and accounted for personal and professional embarrassment.

"Дорогая... /// Dearest..." Cassus said with a tone that, without any additional words, could be understood as meaning, Not cool, as he grabbed Daiya's hand. He fumbled with his other hand briefly in his jacket for a Russian passport he had made years ago by his surrogate uncle back in Brooklyn and began to stride toward the guard, who seemed to be mentally disarmed by the situation.

"Следите за своими манерами. /// Mind your manners." Holding up the passport, the guard, trying to get rid of his second-hand embarrassment as soon as possible, waved them onward without asking them to verify their identity.

"Проходите, товарищ... может быть, поговорите со своим дядей насчет кольца. /// Move along, comrade... maybe speak to your uncle about the ring." Cassus groaned, passing into the consulate interior without even a security check, unsure if it was due to his alleged family connection or Daiya's impromptu humiliation.

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"I knew that 'family friend' gambit wasn't going to work!" Daiya said to her comrade-in-crime once they were through the consulate doors. She had to resist the urge to tug at the irritation on her face, the sensation reminding her of the mole facsimile that was new to her lower cheek. It wasn't just makeup found at some costume or joke shop, but the handiwork of the ripperdoc to her side. Having seen it earlier in the mirror, the young infiltrator had to admit that Cassus Akovin did fantastic cosmetic work.

She had to stop thinking about it every five seconds, or she was going to make it worse somehow. There was a job to do inside the consulate, and it involved getting deeper than just past the door's security. At first, Daiya thought Cassus had been drunk when he came to her with the details of the job, acquired somehow through rumor and conjecture. Crazy fucking Russian. Only she didn't dare say that to the guy, lest he correct her again about being Ukrainian, like the difference mattered when his drunken accent was all New York. Her eyes glanced over to the ripperdoc, practically gliding in all his glory along the halls of the Soviet embassy.

It twisted her stomach somehow to see the stark neo-constructivist architecture here in the middle of her neon-steeped home. Everywhere she turned was a reminder of how different, how alien, the Soviet nature was to her more American, or Night Citizen, sensibilities. Daiya swallowed the disgust that rose in her throat, adding it to the pit in her stomach. There was no room for it amid the swelling of pride she should be feeling, the awe in her eyes drawn to the stylings of her fictional heritage, acting out the story of a prodigal daughter coming home to the motherland.

"Добро пожаловать в консульство Союз Суверенных Советских Республик. Назовите цель вашего визита. /// Welcome to the consulate of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. State the purpose of your visit."

The man at the grand, circular desk in the middle of the consulate lobby wore his dark hair as business-like as his crisp uniform. She was less at ease under his disaffected gaze than under a surveillance camera, and wondered why the whole operation wasn't simply conducted by a bot in the first place. The cold, rote demeanor of the clerk might have given anyone else pause, but Daiya marched up to his tall counter to place her bag on top. From it she pulled out an assortment of personal objects, including lipstick and a compact, taking the moment of disarray to size up the clerk's demeanor. "Да, здравствуйте, я здесь, чтобы получить паспорт. Меня зовут Светлана Скобсвена, я родилась здесь, в Найт-Сити, но мои родители русские. /// Yes, hello. I'm here to get a passport. My name is Svetlana Skobsvena, I was born here in Night City but my parents are Russian."

Her Russian was nowhere near as fluent as the ripperdoc's, so Daiya opted for the muddled backstory to explain it. She could relate, almost. There was no Little Detroit in Night City like there was Japantown or Little China, and the absence of a Little Moscow must have been a sore spot for the consulate workers looking for the comforts of home. If they showed it off-duty they certainly didn't now, the young infiltrator could barely spot a hair out of place on the clerk, who considered her request as barely more notable than a remark about weather.

"Гражданство по рождению в СССР не передаётся автоматически, если родители не зарегистрировали вас при советском консульстве в течение года после рождения. /// Citizenship by birth in the USSR is not granted automatically unless your parents registered you with the Soviet consulate within a year of your birth." The clerk seemed to look at her, as if seeing her for the first time, with his full attention. It was more than his colleague nearby was doing. The other worker sat thirty degrees off center from the dead-eyed clerk, playing at work which didn't match the changes on their screen. Her stomach gave another little lurch, a tell that something was off about it. Security, perhaps, sitting in plain view where they could respond immediately to a threat, or track them from their first interactions with the consulate workers. "У вас есть документы, подтверждающие ваш статус? /// Do you have documents confirming your status?"

This was what they paid their netrunner for, and as Daiya handed over the shard with the forged files on it, she hoped the eddies had been worth it. She picked up the compact and flipped it open, pulling at her cheek this way and that with the mole in the tiny mirror. It was really starting to become an obsession at this point. Her eyes did, at least, catch enough of the motions of the front desk to stay alert in case something went wrong. Her first clue would be if the fake worker turned around, and if that happened then she and Cassus would have one hell of a fight ahead of them to get out.

Nothing happened. Daiya's heart kept pounding through the clerk's response that she was grateful to still be holding the compact, snapping it shut with a bored look of annoyance. The kind that made her feel all her nineteen years hadn't really been that different from others in Night City. Now that she thought about it, the young infiltrator could have used a stick of gum to snack on about now. She turned just enough to take the shard back from the clerk, packing things away without letting him think she was giving him more attention this time around. "Вы знаете, сколько это займет? Мой рейс запланирован на этот вечер, и я не могу его пропустить! /// Do you know how long this takes, my flight is booked for this evening and I can't miss it!"

Now she saw motion from the other side of the desk, but only the fake worker shaking a silent head. The clerk looked at her, dead eyes set again to ask, "Такой тон в советском учреждении — не лучшая идея, товарищ Скобсвена. Вы думаете, что советская бюрократия работает по вашему расписанию? /// That tone is not the best idea in a Soviet institution, Comrade Skobsvena. Do you think Soviet bureaucracy operates on your schedule?"

It could be nice and do that for a change. Daiya didn't say it, and Soviet bureaucracy was furthest from her mind when she considered a response at all. She didn't need much of one as the last of her items clattered back into her bag, hearing the bored tones come back to her with all the snark of a Soviet bureaucrat. "Если документы в порядке, ускоренная обработка возможна… за определённую услугу. /// If the documents are in order, expedited processing is possible… for a certain service."

Well, that didn't sound ominous at all.

"Просто скажите, куда идти. /// Just tell me where to go." Even Daiya was feeling waylaid by the interaction at this counter. Hadn't Cassus mentioned there was someone else on this job as well? She shut her mouth to any more complaints that would earn her a further tongue-waggling. As much as any Soviet misanthrope could level at her, that is.

"Поднимитесь на третий этаж, во вторую комнату слева, и ждите звонка. Если повезёт, уложитесь до вечера. Если нет… /// Go up to the third floor, second room on the left, and wait to be called. If you're lucky, you'll be done by the evening. If not…"

The clerk shrugged, as if it meant the world to him if she succeeded or not. And that counted as a success in her book, the young infiltrator could almost feel the relief in the air when she stepped away. The less he wanted to see her again, or think about her, the more time they would have for the real part of the job.

Stepping back over to Cassus, she tossed her head in the direction of the appointed room. Gripping his hand was for good measure, in case anyone doubted the story they had used to get inside in the first place. That gave her a chance to lean close to his ear and whisper, "We should be clear for the elevator, security didn't even blink my way. Can I just say though, certain services? You Russians sure aren't that subtle."

Daiya could relax once they were in the elevator, and then the real work would begin.

 


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Active Location: On site with Cassus and Daiya
Physical Location: Rooftop of her apartment in a hot tub filled with ice water surrounded by fake Thai foliage
Objective: wake up, engage
Tags: @Cassus Akovin @Daiya

Xasha listened to the chatter from the team on site as they made their way in she could see when Daiya submitted the shard and the Russians did their digital checks. She rolled her eyes as she saw the Russian code progressing through the shard leaving scraps of corruption in its wake, it got the job done but was always just so messy. Perhaps it was by design so their systems could quickly follow if something had already been scanned by looking for traces of debris. "ประเทศสกปรก" she muttered to herself.



Kore: Yeah, but if they catch you messing with their shit they gonna fuck you up something special.
Gandymede: True, no one does a vengeance hack like a Russian
Gandymede: tea anyone? 🍵

Leda: lol
Kore: haha, dumb as rocks and half as pretty
Callisto: Ha, they're going in so I better focus для маминой картошки everyone!



I am this gonk's fiancé

Xasha laughed, and her voice came through the comm "You got a two-for-one on funeral providers there panther?" She smirked knowing that Daiya couldn't exactly retort back to her, or even really react in case they gave the game away.

The next stop after the reception was the elevators. "Ok you two, get in there and stare at the door for a couple of seconds, don't move so I can loop the cameras. And I mean don't move, no little comfort adjustments to leave them wondering why you are fixing your dress every three seconds." She heard some dumbass got himself killed that way, but then the runner should never have looped a video which had the guy going to town on an itch on his forearm. "Ok, you are both off camera" she said. They would have a minute or two of ascent up the huge tower to prepare themselves for the next steps and could leave when ready. She would sort out the leaving transition in the cameras shortly. She grabbed her cocktail and took a sip before submerging herself fully in the ice bath. Russian anti-intrusion daemons were nibbling at her as she worked, their brute force attacks could be quite energy-intensive to deal with but her little slice of Thai paradise would keep her from overheating. She checked the thick insulated electrical cable that ran to her cervical port. She spent a few more moments under the water watching the ice above her before surfacing. She loved her set-up, she had no idea why most Netrunners cooling setups looked like they might have second lives as corpse disposal.

"Right, once you get out on the next floor there is another security officer, he shouldn't bother you but you know what ruskies are like so I'm going to distract him out of position for you to carry on past. My emergency daemon is in, so if you say the code phrase, boom." They had been briefed. If either of them mentioned the phrase "layover in Bangkok" she would fry every electrical device in the floor they were in and one floor above and below. It was the nuclear option because security would lock down pretty quickly after that. But it would give them time to disappear. Or jump out a window, that was their problem and it was already agreed that she wasn't responsible for anything after that point so she would still get paid regardless.

 
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