GIG Fools' Russian [Darkwire: Interference Welcome]

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"Espionage is just theft with a better outfit."
- [REDACTED]​

"Помните, никакого английского, /// Remember, no English," Cassus said only loud enough for @Daiya to hear as the pair walked near the palatial consulate. As a Ripperdoc, Cassus was a bit out of his element, leading an infiltration mission, but as The Red Hand, it was almost like returning home. Having Daiya around certainly helped keep him at ease, ensuring he couldn't be defenestrated as easily with a second pair of eyes watching his back.

"Само собой. Ты же знаешь, настоящий язык танца — русский. /// Of course. You know the true language of dance is Russian." Daiya's coquettish response demonstrated her natural affinity to adapt.

"Стой, изложи суть дела. /// Halt, state your business." The consulate guard at the first checkpoint gestured at the duo, using the universally recognized implied threat of violence with a hand resting on his rifle hanging across his chest to translate for him in the event a passerby walking too close didn't understand Russian. Cassus complied and raised his hands slowly, one just slightly ahead of Daiya's path, just in case, and he replied slowly and calmly to the consulate guard.

"У меня семейные дела с Жуковыми, я хотел бы послать защищенное сообщение моему дяде. /// I have family matters with the Zhukov's, I would like to send a secure message to my uncle."

The guard's demeanor changed at the mention of the Zhukov family and Cassus' connection to it. Though his face was mostly obscured, his posture revealed either a latent fear or respect, possibly both. Remaining professional despite this unverified claim, the guard pressed further.

"А девушка? /// And the girl?"

"Она друг семьи... /// She is a family friend—" Cassus began to say the rehearsed cover story before abruptly hearing Daiya's voice once again, loud and boisterous and more than anything annoyed.

"Я невеста этого Лох! Ты не можешь этого понять, потому что его кольцо такое дешевое, что я забыла его дома. /// I am this gonk's fiancé! Not that you can tell, because his ring is so cheap I left it at home."

Both guard and Cassus turned their faces to her and shared a commiserating moment of silence as the embarrassment rendered both men impotent. The guard's gaze wandered up to see Daiya's upturned hands, and sure enough, he found no ring while Cassus sagged his arms and head. Hearing soft snickering in his earpiece, Cassus was glad, at the very least, the active translation software was working for their Netrunner to pick up on their conversations...

Hopefully, the discretion they paid the Netrunner for extended beyond the mission and accounted for personal and professional embarrassment.

"Дорогая... /// Dearest..." Cassus said with a tone that, without any additional words, could be understood as meaning, Not cool, as he grabbed Daiya's hand. He fumbled with his other hand briefly in his jacket for a Russian passport he had made years ago by his surrogate uncle back in Brooklyn and began to stride toward the guard, who seemed to be mentally disarmed by the situation.

"Следите за своими манерами. /// Mind your manners." Holding up the passport, the guard, trying to get rid of his second-hand embarrassment as soon as possible, waved them onward without asking them to verify their identity.

"Проходите, товарищ... может быть, поговорите со своим дядей насчет кольца. /// Move along, comrade... maybe speak to your uncle about the ring." Cassus groaned, passing into the consulate interior without even a security check, unsure if it was due to his alleged family connection or Daiya's impromptu humiliation.

Feel free to jump in as our hired Netrunner, as another team going for the gig, or find a spot to hop in that feels fits your character!
 
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"I knew that 'family friend' gambit wasn't going to work!" Daiya said to her comrade-in-crime once they were through the consulate doors. She had to resist the urge to tug at the irritation on her face, the sensation reminding her of the mole facsimile that was new to her lower cheek. It wasn't just makeup found at some costume or joke shop, but the handiwork of the ripperdoc to her side. Having seen it earlier in the mirror, the young infiltrator had to admit that Cassus Akovin did fantastic cosmetic work.

She had to stop thinking about it every five seconds, or she was going to make it worse somehow. There was a job to do inside the consulate, and it involved getting deeper than just past the door's security. At first, Daiya thought Cassus had been drunk when he came to her with the details of the job, acquired somehow through rumor and conjecture. Crazy fucking Russian. Only she didn't dare say that to the guy, lest he correct her again about being Ukrainian, like the difference mattered when his drunken accent was all New York. Her eyes glanced over to the ripperdoc, practically gliding in all his glory along the halls of the Soviet embassy.

It twisted her stomach somehow to see the stark neo-constructivist architecture here in the middle of her neon-steeped home. Everywhere she turned was a reminder of how different, how alien, the Soviet nature was to her more American, or Night Citizen, sensibilities. Daiya swallowed the disgust that rose in her throat, adding it to the pit in her stomach. There was no room for it amid the swelling of pride she should be feeling, the awe in her eyes drawn to the stylings of her fictional heritage, acting out the story of a prodigal daughter coming home to the motherland.

"Добро пожаловать в консульство Союз Суверенных Советских Республик. Назовите цель вашего визита. /// Welcome to the consulate of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. State the purpose of your visit."

The man at the grand, circular desk in the middle of the consulate lobby wore his dark hair as business-like as his crisp uniform. She was less at ease under his disaffected gaze than under a surveillance camera, and wondered why the whole operation wasn't simply conducted by a bot in the first place. The cold, rote demeanor of the clerk might have given anyone else pause, but Daiya marched up to his tall counter to place her bag on top. From it she pulled out an assortment of personal objects, including lipstick and a compact, taking the moment of disarray to size up the clerk's demeanor. "Да, здравствуйте, я здесь, чтобы получить паспорт. Меня зовут Светлана Скобсвена, я родилась здесь, в Найт-Сити, но мои родители русские. /// Yes, hello. I'm here to get a passport. My name is Svetlana Skobsvena, I was born here in Night City but my parents are Russian."

Her Russian was nowhere near as fluent as the ripperdoc's, so Daiya opted for the muddled backstory to explain it. She could relate, almost. There was no Little Detroit in Night City like there was Japantown or Little China, and the absence of a Little Moscow must have been a sore spot for the consulate workers looking for the comforts of home. If they showed it off-duty they certainly didn't now, the young infiltrator could barely spot a hair out of place on the clerk, who considered her request as barely more notable than a remark about weather.

"Гражданство по рождению в СССР не передаётся автоматически, если родители не зарегистрировали вас при советском консульстве в течение года после рождения. /// Citizenship by birth in the USSR is not granted automatically unless your parents registered you with the Soviet consulate within a year of your birth." The clerk seemed to look at her, as if seeing her for the first time, with his full attention. It was more than his colleague nearby was doing. The other worker sat thirty degrees off center from the dead-eyed clerk, playing at work which didn't match the changes on their screen. Her stomach gave another little lurch, a tell that something was off about it. Security, perhaps, sitting in plain view where they could respond immediately to a threat, or track them from their first interactions with the consulate workers. "У вас есть документы, подтверждающие ваш статус? /// Do you have documents confirming your status?"

This was what they paid their netrunner for, and as Daiya handed over the shard with the forged files on it, she hoped the eddies had been worth it. She picked up the compact and flipped it open, pulling at her cheek this way and that with the mole in the tiny mirror. It was really starting to become an obsession at this point. Her eyes did, at least, catch enough of the motions of the front desk to stay alert in case something went wrong. Her first clue would be if the fake worker turned around, and if that happened then she and Cassus would have one hell of a fight ahead of them to get out.

Nothing happened. Daiya's heart kept pounding through the clerk's response that she was grateful to still be holding the compact, snapping it shut with a bored look of annoyance. The kind that made her feel all her nineteen years hadn't really been that different from others in Night City. Now that she thought about it, the young infiltrator could have used a stick of gum to snack on about now. She turned just enough to take the shard back from the clerk, packing things away without letting him think she was giving him more attention this time around. "Вы знаете, сколько это займет? Мой рейс запланирован на этот вечер, и я не могу его пропустить! /// Do you know how long this takes, my flight is booked for this evening and I can't miss it!"

Now she saw motion from the other side of the desk, but only the fake worker shaking a silent head. The clerk looked at her, dead eyes set again to ask, "Такой тон в советском учреждении — не лучшая идея, товарищ Скобсвена. Вы думаете, что советская бюрократия работает по вашему расписанию? /// That tone is not the best idea in a Soviet institution, Comrade Skobsvena. Do you think Soviet bureaucracy operates on your schedule?"

It could be nice and do that for a change. Daiya didn't say it, and Soviet bureaucracy was furthest from her mind when she considered a response at all. She didn't need much of one as the last of her items clattered back into her bag, hearing the bored tones come back to her with all the snark of a Soviet bureaucrat. "Если документы в порядке, ускоренная обработка возможна… за определённую услугу. /// If the documents are in order, expedited processing is possible… for a certain service."

Well, that didn't sound ominous at all.

"Просто скажите, куда идти. /// Just tell me where to go." Even Daiya was feeling waylaid by the interaction at this counter. Hadn't Cassus mentioned there was someone else on this job as well? She shut her mouth to any more complaints that would earn her a further tongue-waggling. As much as any Soviet misanthrope could level at her, that is.

"Поднимитесь на третий этаж, во вторую комнату слева, и ждите звонка. Если повезёт, уложитесь до вечера. Если нет… /// Go up to the third floor, second room on the left, and wait to be called. If you're lucky, you'll be done by the evening. If not…"

The clerk shrugged, as if it meant the world to him if she succeeded or not. And that counted as a success in her book, the young infiltrator could almost feel the relief in the air when she stepped away. The less he wanted to see her again, or think about her, the more time they would have for the real part of the job.

Stepping back over to Cassus, she tossed her head in the direction of the appointed room. Gripping his hand was for good measure, in case anyone doubted the story they had used to get inside in the first place. That gave her a chance to lean close to his ear and whisper, "We should be clear for the elevator, security didn't even blink my way. Can I just say though, certain services? You Russians sure aren't that subtle."

Daiya could relax once they were in the elevator, and then the real work would begin.

 


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Active Location: On site with Cassus and Daiya
Physical Location: Rooftop of her apartment in a hot tub filled with ice water surrounded by fake Thai foliage
Objective: wake up, engage
Tags: @Cassus Akovin @Daiya

Xasha listened to the chatter from the team on site as they made their way in she could see when Daiya submitted the shard and the Russians did their digital checks. She rolled her eyes as she saw the Russian code progressing through the shard leaving scraps of corruption in its wake, it got the job done but was always just so messy. Perhaps it was by design so their systems could quickly follow if something had already been scanned by looking for traces of debris. "ประเทศสกปรก" she muttered to herself.



Kore: Yeah, but if they catch you messing with their shit they gonna fuck you up something special.
Gandymede: True, no one does a vengeance hack like a Russian
Gandymede: tea anyone? 🍵

Leda: lol
Kore: haha, dumb as rocks and half as pretty
Callisto: Ha, they're going in so I better focus для маминой картошки everyone!



I am this gonk's fiancé

Xasha laughed, and her voice came through the comm "You got a two-for-one on funeral providers there panther?" She smirked knowing that Daiya couldn't exactly retort back to her, or even really react in case they gave the game away.

The next stop after the reception was the elevators. "Ok you two, get in there and stare at the door for a couple of seconds, don't move so I can loop the cameras. And I mean don't move, no little comfort adjustments to leave them wondering why you are fixing your dress every three seconds." She heard some dumbass got himself killed that way, but then the runner should never have looped a video which had the guy going to town on an itch on his forearm. "Ok, you are both off camera" she said. They would have a minute or two of ascent up the huge tower to prepare themselves for the next steps and could leave when ready. She would sort out the leaving transition in the cameras shortly. She grabbed her cocktail and took a sip before submerging herself fully in the ice bath. Russian anti-intrusion daemons were nibbling at her as she worked, their brute force attacks could be quite energy-intensive to deal with but her little slice of Thai paradise would keep her from overheating. She checked the thick insulated electrical cable that ran to her cervical port. She spent a few more moments under the water watching the ice above her before surfacing. She loved her set-up, she had no idea why most Netrunners cooling setups looked like they might have second lives as corpse disposal.

"Right, once you get out on the next floor there is another security officer, he shouldn't bother you but you know what ruskies are like so I'm going to distract him out of position for you to carry on past. My emergency daemon is in, so if you say the code phrase, boom." They had been briefed. If either of them mentioned the phrase "layover in Bangkok" she would fry every electrical device in the floor they were in and one floor above and below. It was the nuclear option because security would lock down pretty quickly after that. But it would give them time to disappear. Or jump out a window, that was their problem and it was already agreed that she wasn't responsible for anything after that point so she would still get paid regardless.

 
"I knew that 'family friend' gambit wasn't going to work!"

"It would have worked..." Cassus barely mumbled a response as they entered the consulate, his authentic accent almost betraying itself. He wouldn't waste time arguing the point in his head, admitting that her ad-libbed adjustment and his reaction to it certainly added credibility to their performance. As an actor, he admired the specificity of the direction she was taking them in.

"You got a two-for-one on funeral providers there panther?"

As Cassus directed her towards the central desk (redundantly, as his fiery 'fiancée' marched to her own tune), Cassus smiled. To the outside observer, perhaps in pride, but between the three operatives running the mission, it was in humorous knowledge. As the Soviet bureaucrat operated at their own pace, he crossed his arms behind her to reinforce their illusion. His smile faded over time, and his fingers tapped on his left arm, which would draw attention to a ring on his right hand, which he pulled from a compartment in his left leg when they were first walking in. It was simple, which matched with his characterization established by Daiya, but also came with a holographic projection of a Russian family crest - the Zhukov Falcon.

This, however, did not seem to have much of an impact. At least outwardly, as everyone knows, Russians are very subtle.

"We should be clear for the elevator, security didn't even blink my way. Can I just say though, certain services? You Russians sure aren't that subtle."

"Foreign citizen intelligence is invaluable commodity; ambiguity gives plausible deniability." Cassus walked with her, oblivious to alternate interpretations of what Daiya may have agreed to. While older than she was by a generation, his personal experience with the more intimate aspects of life was limited. His work often consumes his whole world, and even with his improved social awareness with age after extended years as a loner, such implications fail to take root in his mind unless specifically pointed out to him.

"Ok you two, get in there and stare at the door for a couple of seconds, don't move so I can loop the cameras. And I mean don't move, no little comfort adjustments to leave them wondering why you are fixing your dress every three seconds."

"Ah," Cassus was about to speak, but throught better of it, and complied with the instructions. Surgical precision often required such moments of stillness, careful control over the body was, after all, his speciality. It did not imply that his mind ceased to desire the grace of movement, and those intrusive thoughts swam in his mind like gnats on his face. Every moment Cassus counted his heartbeats.

"Ok, you are both off camera"

"Three seconds is more than 'a couple' if not mistaken, but nonetheless my heart rate thanks you." Cassus quipped to the shared voice in their heads, as he stretched his limbs inside of the elevator, and cracked his neck to either side. He thought briefly, what a horrendous looping video feed that would present? So far, everything had gone according to plan, everything accounted for, and this looked to be a night easily forgotten.

"Now the real work begins!" Cassus tapped a compartment on his leg and pulled out two thick cylinders of metal with a thick lens on one end, and a collapsable trigger guard. It was an "optic screwdriver," or laser drill. They were getting off on the wrong floor, and it was unlikely a cover story was going to cut it, so preparing for that eventuality would be critical. It was the easiest method to have a weapon pass through potential weapon scanners, with a use a signature that could plausibly be attributed to an accident rather than a homicide in the event it was needed to be used as a weapon. They range was incredibly short compared to a real firearm but should serve their purposes in these close quarters.

Passing one to Daiya, he twirled his own in his hands. It was no exoglove, but in his hands it would serve as a scalpel anyway.

"Right, once you get out on the next floor there is another security officer, he shouldn't bother you but you know what ruskies are like so I'm going to distract him out of position for you to carry on past. My emergency daemon is in, so if you say the code phrase, boom."

The elevator slowly came to a halt and Cassus paused, waiting for the door to open.

Waiting for the door to open.

Waiting...

"дерьмо," Cassus cursed, as it dawned on him that Soviet engineering for the building likely isolated the digital and analog systems for secure floors. Modern trappings on the surface, industrial guts beneath. The signal for the elevator notified the intended arrival floor at the start, but as their netrunner nudged their elevator car beyond the point it was supposed to, a door opened up somewhere in the building with no elevator car behind it. Meanwhile, Daiya and Cassus now had a door with no digital signal to open it.

"Door is air-gapped," Looking across the edges of the door, he searched for some kind of weakness. The laser drills were intended for self-defense, but in this case, he was actually glad for the choice they had made. "Video won't fool for long, this door is problem. Don't think we have time to drill straight through; we should go through maintenance hatch and send the car back down. Easier to disassemble outside the car."

Cassus extended his height on his mechanical leg to reach for the maintenance hatch and brought his optical screwdriver up to it.

"Suppress alarms, please." Laser light illuminated the cabin as he scorched through the security latch and pushed it open.

@Daiya @Xasha Callisto
 
Years of dance had given Daiya enough proprioception to resist her sensate nature, just for a few seconds. On the stage, she had stood still for longer, and yet the seconds seemed to stretch into eternity itself. As the elevator rose, heedless of its occupants' agony, its clockwork hum a poor substitute for a voiceless scream. She didn't when it was over, it was simply enough to relax.

And chide Xash just a bit.

"Longest three seconds of my life! Not even grateful," Daiya chimed in with Cassus, looking at the lift's cameras as she flashed it a grin. Whether or not their netrunner was watching remotely didn't matter, she was going to perform for an audience no matter how lackluster. The erstwhile dancer could never stand to back down from one, though that part was over for the moment.

Accepting the laser drill from Cassus, Daiya took a moment to open its trigger guard and give the trigger a test tap. The button had more give than she liked, but such was the hazards of using a tool for defensive purposes. "Next time we break into a Soviet lair, I'm splurging for the stealth guns. Not to mention the real satin pumps."

She looked down at her shoes, the low heels spray-painted a silver that didn't quite look convincing to her critical eyes. They had the impression of trying too hard to look high-end, which was exactly what she had done. Her artistry demanded perfection, and all by itself, too. The artist scoffed at herself, turning back to the moment offering a more bothersome imperfection to deplore. "We should go where?!"

The ceiling gave little indication of a passageway at first glance, though only a little adjustment of her ocular implants would probably spell it out for her eyes. Daiya didn't tweak them yet, turning her eyes and a wrinkled nose back down to Cassus first. Let him wither a bit, it would be far more a price than she'd pay trying to climb up above the elevator with heels. Muttering to herself, she decided, "So much for satin, next time it's boots." A little louder, she added, "I can't believe I let you talk me into this."

Daiya could look up at the ceiling with disdain all she liked, but someone was going to have to pull down the hatch. The hatch that was far above her head, for that matter, making it obvious who had designed the carriage for this elevator. She blew out a breath of air as her eyes counted up the spots for handhelds and leverage, blocked in her view by the Russian ripperdoc taking the initiative ahead of her.

"So, Cassus the Human Pogo-Stick," she quipped, tucking the laser drill under her arm to busy her fingers elsewhere. The white blouse would have to go, it wouldn't survive the grease and grime infested habitat above them. The drab undershirt wouldn't dazzle any front desk gonks, she had worn it to wick away the heat and humidity of a server room, but with her black slacks to hide the rest, at least she might not come out of this looking like she had just crawled around a maintenance shaft.

As she was about to do.

"Mind holding my bag?" Daiya could fret about the rest her clothes later, stuffed as best she could with the shoes and drill into her bag, and she probably would. Barefoot, she wiggled her toes on the hardwood flooring of the elevator, feeling the granules of dirt left by boots and shoes before her. Her legs coiled for a moment, ready to spring to their own fullest extent, as if it was the top of a building and not the cramped car of a Soviet-designed elevator. There was just enough room between Cassus and the corner for her to fit, so long as he lowered a bit and her feet touched exactly the right places.

One hit against the first wall, where she changed direction to tap the second a bit higher up with her other foot. Twisting again, Daiya threw her arms up and out of the hatch, pulling herself small and tight to the ceiling as quick as she could, absorbing the momentum from her jumps into her core. Making her own knot there made the young dancer glad she hadn't eaten before coming today, there would have been no room for it.

Letting her arms loose just a bit, the pink-haired teen pulled herself up above the hatch, and into a world full of machinery, darkness, and the smell of something rotten. Her nose wrinkled, already regretting the shoes left below, and pulled her feet up anyway. They stood as close to on point as she could handle, her toes skirting around the dirty leavings and neglect that littered the top of the elevator.

"Definitely the boots next—whoa!" Daiya caught herself short as the sound bounced around the inner column, throwing her voice back from far away. She held her arms out for the bag in his hands, beckoning for her partner to toss it up before he joined her. The protests from her toes were quickly ignored in favor of a new thrill, one that lit a grin up on the teen's face. "Cassus, you gotta get up here, the acoustics are a-mazing!"

Who else in Night City could boast about the sound quality from the innards of a Soviet lair?

 
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